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Siege Malvar
ConfidentialSubject: J.C. MalvarStatus: at large

Life underSiege

Jose Carlos “Siege”Malvar files satire as evidence — books and plays that make the metaphor literal until you can’t look away. You’re holding the case.

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The Bibliography/ A

Exhibits in evidence. Read at your own risk.

All 9 exhibits
01 / Exhibit A-01Political satire107 pp.

Oral Hystery

A viral trend of eating literal filth becomes the lens for everything we swallow online.

Classified: an allegory for the feed

DisinformationViralityCapitalismSmart-shaming
02 / Exhibit A-02Dystopian satire180 pp.

Team Building

The staff of a snack-food giant are flown to a retreat. Only one of them comes back promoted.

Classified: the promotion is a body count

Corporate cultureLaborClassAmbition
03 / Exhibit A-03Corporate satire108 pp.

Strat Planning

Back at Philippine Nutrition Inc., where the aircon is Antarctic and the strategy is survival.

Classified: language that means nothing

Corporate cultureLanguagePower
Method statement/ C-00

He takes the thing a country would rather keep quiet — disinformation, dynasties, the quiet violence of the workplace — and files it back as evidence you can’t stop reading.

Four books, each in a form of its own invention — an interview transcript, a chat thread, a battle-royale org chart. One recurring stage dynasty. Every one a Trojan horse.
On the boards/ B

A dynasty that only ever governed itself.

Set E · Revisited
Exhibit B-01Live
A political satire in one act

Presidential
Suite #2

Dir. Johnnie MoranVirgin Labfest XX–XXI
CCP · Manila
Encore

Presidential Suite #2

A biting, hilarious peek behind the closed doors of a political family that only ever governed itself.

Senator Zaragoza — author of the landmark Zara-Gulay Act of Carrot Importations — collapses from a heart attack mid-Senate-hearing while facing accusations of laundering money through charitable institutions.

Political dynastiesCorruptionFamilyReligion
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The author on record

“The government has no use for smart people. The government needs people who eat shit.”

— Oral Hystery. It reads like a joke until you notice it’s a diagnosis. That’s the whole method.

Who is Siege